For those who don't sit around their computers all night waiting for memes
...I also have a lot of favorite movies. These'll be a little harder.
1. It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.malinalda 2. Son of a bitch. He stole my line.paesanobri 3. He murdered Bill Shakespeare! 4. I'll lick the stamps. 5. A good fort needs a gap. 6. Yes, they will. A skull is more interesting than a naked woman. 7. I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers. 8. I'd rather be smart than be an actor. 9. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.eiviiaru 10. Yeah, the hoof got caught in the grill and I gotta, I gotta hack it off.paesanobri 11. It's a good thing I am pretty much an Olympic sexual athlete. 12. I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net. A female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die.guingel 13. Are you here for an affair, sir?malinalda 14. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. 15. My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal.paesanobri